A man and his wife were walking out of Walmart at the same time as us tonight. Apparently the couple were trying to settle some kind of an argument. Knowing that we live in a small town--surrounded by even more smaller towns--made this moment a classic. I just had to share.
Other guy: "Excuse me, are you from around here?"
Guy: "Uh, sort of."
Other guy: "If you live out in the country, isn't it your God-given right to pee off of your front porch?"
Guy: "Uh, sure..." Then, as the couple was walking away, Guy adds: "...WAY out in the country!"
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7 comments:
Ahhh, a lovely moment in small-town life! Thanks for sharing.
Hahahaha! So where exactly do you guys live? WAY out in the country??
Hey, I knew a gal in WI that her kids (boys) were trained that way. That is hilarious!
Wow. Only at Wal-Mart. Time to move up by us. ;)
That is hysterical!!! If THAT is a man's god-given right, where does that leave the women?
You know, Guy handled that very smoothly! I can't believe he didn't fumble or stammer when answering that question!
oh my goodness! That is really funny!
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